JESUS the Monster Truck
Formerly the Stryper Tour Van

2003 Tour "America Kicks Ass"

In Competition for the
International Semi-Regional State Divisional County Sectional City Wide Title

Come see the
CAR CRUSHING HIGH HOPPING
FREE-STYLING SOUL-SAVING
Action!!

Watch as JESUS crushes and destroys all of his enemies
then finshes them off with the STIGMATA BLASTER©*
All in the name of GOD!!!

* Stigmata Blood may irritate skin and cause minor rashing

 VS 
Who's gonna drop "The Bomb" first? Come to the event and find out!!

Miss Mary is a Station wagon just like the one your mom drives, if your moms station wagon could jump hills, crush cars and do wheel stands, at 50 miles per hour! Get ready for a brand of racing we call MONST-HER TRUCKING!
Fellows, bring your Ladies, Husbands bring your Wives and Daughters.
Monster Trucking is NOW for the WHOLE Family!

Now on tour with Monster Truck Ministries!
Reverend Leroy's Drive-by Bikini Baptismal and Mobile Chapel

15 years ago, California's most notorious "pimp", Willy the Deuce, accepted Christ as his Savior in a Chino prison. Paroled in 1990, Willy turned his back on "pimping" and became an ordained minister. Now known as Reverend Leroy, he has been using his "street smart" to work for the Lord. He changed his 35ft 1990 Stretch El Dorado from a rolling brothel to a rolling chapel, complete with a hot tub baptismal! He convinced some of his "stable" to also accept the Lord, and created some of the best looking altar girls God has ever seen. He started showing up at sporting events and races and changing peoples lives, by showing them even the most hardend criminal can become a servant for the Lord. You too, can now meet Him on tour with the Monster Truck Ministries. Not Saved? Get saved in the "Mack Daddy" Chapel, then let the Bikini Altar Girls treat you to a "baptism*" like none you have ever seen!

The number one choice for Racing Ministries and the motor oil of choice for the JESUS Racing Team since 1999, is now available for your daily driver.

• Sanctify your Soul and your Super Charger.
• Expell demons and dirty valves!
• Consecrate the concrete while you drive.

* Not Available in
AK, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, HI, ID, IL, IN, IA, KS, KY, LA, ME, MD, MA, MI, MN, MS, MT, NE, NV, NH, NJ, NM, NY, NC, ND, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TX, UT, VT, VI, VA, WA, WV, WI, WY

	More Photos of JESUS! updated 05.01.03	Show Dates and Locations updated 05.01.03
	Check out our Supporters!! updated 06.01.03	Cease and Desist Gallery updated 03.01.02
	Back Seat Drivers Society ADDED 06.23.03
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